No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.
Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.
Dessert goes to the heart.
when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowl
I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country
I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.