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If I gain one more pound I’m going to fucking kill myself

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via lulz-time)

transdestiel:

unskinny:

sjinnanigans:

12s-kidneys:

bite me

'useless fucking paperclips'

I think I found my new bff.

You idiotic crusty nipple

shutupvevo:

seeing someone you used to have a crush on who got even hotter

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(via scarletwitchhh)

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via beastykali)

aspeckamongdots:

Really need to see this