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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via failure-scout)

ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via failure-scout)

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via echomyname)

sharkchunks:

forevermealwayslovingyou:

beardsbluntsbroncos:




And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…
lordoftheinternet:

angry90slesbian:

This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

true success

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

(via hawaiidope)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.