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i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

  • Sins

Things that I don’t write:

  • Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

  • Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

  • A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

  • This Place

(Source: anondracomalfoy, via anewmeforyou)

uffie:

WHAT HTE FUCK WILLOW
wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.
edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
facts-i-just-made-up:

jluna427:

I call bull shit on this

Bullshit here, how may I direct your call?
fuckyeahtoronto:

George Templeman Kingston house, Queen’s Park Cres. W., present site of University of Toronto Medical Building., 1888
thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing
ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil
fuckyeahsicktattoo:

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