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t0ughcookie:

woodmeat:

"if uon getcho gahdam…."

“Fuck does she want now…”
workitawff:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe

iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.

(Source: a-really-ugly-eggplant, via jared-padahecki)

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

googlebus:

I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

(via the-sarcastic-toast)

rosenrot5:

itsclintoncraig:

shakirugh:

when Americans compare the World Cup to the Super Bowlimage

I don’t think you people understand how massive the Super Bowl is in this country

I don’t think you people understand how massive the World Cup is in the whole world

(via kokomozo)

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(Source: inner--utopia, via youthinretr0spect)

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

moon-sylph:

☽ ⁎ ˚ * ☀ Mystique, autumn, nature ✵ ⁎ * ☾